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pilgrimkitty:

The 5 times Sokka forgot Toph was blind and the 2 times he didn’t.

I love this. It wasn’t something he thought about most of the time because she wasn’t handicapped to him. But in the times when her blindness would literally put her life at risk, of course he remembered.

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eldritchjoy:

bastardlybrendan:

rhiannon42:

theslowestdrawfag:

engine-red:

going-foresightseeing:

seerofsarcasm:

oxybelis:

starfishface:

elfuckinghomosexual:

lilpocketninja:

goddessofcheese:

This makes me want a video game about a zombie apocalypse that only affects men so it’s up to the housewives of 50s’ America to save humanity.

…saving this idea for class.

i would play the heck out of that game, it is an amazing idea.

Also can there be a character design screen so you can make your little housewife?

I think it’d be entertaining to see what guys could come up with for making their female-selves. If you ask me.

I would so play this game. 

I would suck at it but I would play it.

I’ve never played a zombie game, but you got me at 50’s.

Hngggggggg I love 50s clothes give it to me

OMG I already thought of some sort of premise:

In 1953 a certain laboratory on an undisclosed location developed a serum that could genetically modify humans, giving them enhanced speed, agility, strength, and brainpower.

Scientists found a way to modify the serum such that it could only activate itself in the presence of a Y chromosome, thus isolating the effects to men, mostly because of female discrimination at the time.

The serum was a success, and sales skyrocketed just a few weeks after its release.

What the developers did not anticipate, though, was the human body’s incapacity to handle the serum. The mental and physical over-exhaustion triggered a mental decay which starts out slow, but speeds up exponentially within a few months after usage of the serum. The brains of the users are left with only the most basic survival reflexes, transforming the users into strong, fast, agile, emotionless human shells, devouring any mobile life form in their path.

Bites from the affected individuals could place copies of the rogue serum into the bodies of the bitten, giving them the symptoms. Shortly after, the serum evolved into a sort of genetic virus, causing mental decay in just days. No one was safe. No one…

…except the women.

*cue in epic music*

Can you imagine the shitstorm this game would cause. I’d laugh pretty hard.

Would still play it though.

Not gonna lie, I’d play the shit out of this.

I approve of this concept 100%

there are no words to explain how much i need this game

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bemusedlybespectacled:

blueboxonbakerstreet:

“Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and bang a nun. If nothing in that sentence at least marginally interests you, I have no idea why you’re visiting this website.”

NEVER HAS THIS GIF BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE.

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intheseaofthesky:

jingle-for-homra:

I found it again yee dog

At least he grew into his nose.

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osheamobile:

ringingallover:

#so i was listening to michael buble’s christmas album while making this gifset (shut up it’s not too early for christmas music at all) #and suddenly all i wanted was a christmas episode of firefly we never got to see #the crew’s planetside and they are about to take off when jayne shows up dragging a huge christmas tree #and kaylee lets out an excited squeal and everyone’s faces instantly light up #is it possible they’ll actually have a proper christmas tree this year will mal protest maybe they can even have christmas dinner #and no one can see it (though river knows) but mal nods at jayne slightly as if saying ‘you picked a good one’ and jayne winks at mal #later on kaylee and river are laughing and pretending to fight over who’s gonna put their shiny handmade gold star on the top #and kaylee smiles and gives it to river and simon picks his sister up so she can reach the top #and as they don’t have many things to decorate the tree with wash comes in carrying his dinosaurs and puts them on the tree #and shepherd lets river tear up one of his books to make confetti to cover the tree with #meanwhile inara and zoe are trying to cook something more festive and jayne keeps trying to stick his fingers in the meal #and once it’s finished it’s not really that different than their usual food #but the crew’s unexpected christmas spirit has made it ten times tastier #and no one says it but it’s the best christmas any one of them has ever had #i apologize i accidentally serenity crew holiday feelings 

Headcanon.

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